Friday, October 21, 2011

31 Movies of Halloween: Terror Toons

Every Day this month I'm watching and reviewing different horror movies. Some are better than others.


I’ve promoted some serious shit on my blog this month. I’ve pimped out Drive Thru, Troll 2 and Alligator all in the last 7 days. But this is the worst of the worst. It spends the entire film dancing the line between so bad it’s good and so bad it’s fucking painful.

Terror Toons starts off on a bad note. The camera is focusing on a DVD cover taped to a wall and zooms out, then a man who is the definition of overacting walks out and explains the movie you’re about to watch. That’s always a bad sign.

The film is about 2 cartoon characters created by Satan to kill a bunch of teens. Or at least that’s what they’ll tell you the plot is about. The film is actually about showing off what you can do with a Green Screen and Final Cut Pro.

The death scenes are cartoony and humorus at times... other times you feel like you’re watching an old episode of Scooby Doo. And then you start to WISH you were watching an old episode of Scooby Doo. I can’t recommend this movie unless you’re doing an event where you’re trying to watch as many shitty horror movies as you can handle.

When he's not blogging he's writing for, tweeting and producing his own podcast. He's also too broke to purchase part 2 and 3 of the Terror Toons Trilogy.

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